Here’s my number. Promise you’ll call?

I swear.

(via alsk00)

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via worsting)

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

23 times to be exact.

(via rain-force)

Haha thank youuuu, come off anon hun ❤

simulates:

(Source: wandrlust, via censers)

fruitpacks:

girls get harassed w/ sexist jokes all the time like i think straight boys should be able 2 handle a few jokes about their basketball shorts 

(via worsting)

(Source: zoiodlula, via adrenaline)

pussysista:

After smoking weed one time:

image

(via the-lonely-fool-on-the-hill)

(Source: grett, via littlexinsecurities)

Basically

(via reeject)

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